Why do you want to go into the Big Brother House?

I'm really only going in it for the money. Is it a good reason? Maybe not but at least it's an honest one unlike some of the other crap some people have probably been spouting.

What do you think you could bring to the Big Brother House?

Other than my sparkling personality? I will be myself, which is more than most people will be and that means that I will let everyone know what I think of them

How do you think you will handle life inside the house?

It'll be fine, I'm not worried.

You are only allowed 5 luxury items inside the house, what will you be taking in?

I will be taking Ulysses, a couple of comic books, a bottle of tabasco sauce and probably some other book as well. Anything that will make the whole thing easier on me.

Do you have anything you want to say to the public?

If you don't like me don't vote to keep me in, but if you want to see someone who is honest and completely themselves then I'm your guy so keep me in!